me: what was the ultimate blasphemy?
Garit: im posting the rest of it right now
you will freak out
me: did you accept the nuclear model of the sun?
did you accept the existence of trumpet thunder?
did you drink a cup of mustard?
did you listen to a mash-up of Norah Jones and One Headlight?
Garit: haha! might as well have
its pretty bad dude
me: Did you swear off speedos forever?
Garit: worse than that
me: Did you decide you like wearing clothes?
Garit: not that bad
me: Did you shrug your indifference at a pile of meteorite stones?
Garit: oh heavens no
me: After all of these questions and your answers, I know what it is that you have done.
You have embraced the world of Steve Jobs
Garit: im so ashamed