Blog War, Continued

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In an effort to extend an olive branch of peace to my friend Garit, I have agreed to post his blog on mine. Garit, I hope this little gesture shows you my sincere desire to end this bloody blog conflict.

Blog Wars?

Garit brought out the Robocop "Dan is a woman" blast. http://theadventures.net/g/robocop.jpg I am concerned that this will quickly escalate. I have no doubt that our blog war will quickly spiral out of control, but I am drawn to this fight like a moth to a flame.

Urgent Message For Garit

Nobody on earth cares about science... Except politicians and people with incurable diseases....Flagellum!

ANNOYING

Just so you all know, when a salesman says "I'm not one of those high pressure salesmen," He is a high pressure salesman. He will keep dropping by even though your boss is out of town, and he will call you multiple times. He will drive you to the brink of insanity.

It is a strange phenomenon really. It happens all the time. "I'm not a racist, but..." means you are a racist and you are about to say something racist. "No offense, but..." means someone is about to be offended. "I am an honest guy..." means that you are a liar and are probably lying as we speak.

As a general rule, just know that the people who are honest, not racist, not offensive, and laid back salespeople, don't have to say that they are those things... They just are.

For all the rest of you, go kill yourselves... No offense.

Flood EP continued.

Thanks Garit for storing my mp3's on your blog.

Thanks Mike for making me a fancy Flood EP webpage. It is better than Garit's. But that doesn't make Garit any less of a person. Check out the link here:

http://realitydeviantpride.com/flood.html

Flood EP

http://theadventures.net/aad/Flood%20EP/

Check it yo.

6 hours... 5 songs... not quite an AAD, but I'll take it.
Thanks to Davy for the one word suggestion "Flood"
Rock and roll lives

A Monumental Purchase

I just received an order from Musician's Friend last night. I now am the proud owner of a cheap mixer, a condenser microphone, and a pop filter. I am excited to start on some projects next week. One of these highly anticipated projects is a musical concept introduced to me by Davy. It's called Album-A-Day, or AAD for short. http://crapart.spacebar.org/aad/ The basic idea is to create a full length album within a 24 hour window. The project has to be completely original, and unplanned. The vast majority of the submitted albums are total crap. They remind me of Ross playing the synthesizer on Friends. Yes, I watch Friends, kill yourselves. Anyway, the concept is tailor-made for people like me and Davy that dream big, but are quickly sidetracked. Anyway, When I'm ready to start up, I will get a one word suggestion from Davy, and I will base a full length album on it, to be completed within roughly 24 hours. I will keep you all up to speed. It will probably turn out to be a mess, but that's half the fun.