Monday, June 16, 2008

ANNOYING

Just so you all know, when a salesman says "I'm not one of those high pressure salesmen," He is a high pressure salesman. He will keep dropping by even though your boss is out of town, and he will call you multiple times. He will drive you to the brink of insanity.

It is a strange phenomenon really. It happens all the time. "I'm not a racist, but..." means you are a racist and you are about to say something racist. "No offense, but..." means someone is about to be offended. "I am an honest guy..." means that you are a liar and are probably lying as we speak.

As a general rule, just know that the people who are honest, not racist, not offensive, and laid back salespeople, don't have to say that they are those things... They just are.

For all the rest of you, go kill yourselves... No offense.

3 comments:

Mark N. said...

people that have to tell you that they are something means that they're not good enough at that thing for it to be public knowledge.

I'm an incredible airline pilot.

ajd and jebd said...

I utterly concur with this blog. I am sorry if I EVER said any of those things.

Micheal said...

Does it work with depreciation?

I am a wuss....

*flex*

Doesn't.....
.........seem....
...............to be.....
.......................working.....