Operation Hooter Heist is a success. Was there ever any doubt that action would be taken? Five years of this legendary struggle have taught me that there is an excess of godless owl stealing heathens... And now that I am once again in posession of this priceless artifact, there is only one thing to be done to stop the escalation of the madness, and to cement this legend in the hearts of men. It will not be easy, but it will be done. It's soul, and my own, will finally rest.