Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Operation Hooter Heist is a success. Was there ever any doubt that action would be taken? Five years of this legendary struggle have taught me that there is an excess of godless owl stealing heathens... And now that I am once again in posession of this priceless artifact, there is only one thing to be done to stop the escalation of the madness, and to cement this legend in the hearts of men. It will not be easy, but it will be done. It's soul, and my own, will finally rest.

5 comments:

Mark N. said...

So are you like going to group suicide with your owl?
That's what I got out of this.

Davy J said...

yeah.. i think you took this thing a little too far.

- G - said...

so have you given any more thought to "the end thereof" ?

ps MM > all lol

Adam John said...

I hope you trip in the night and the g*******d owl ends up stabbing you in a less vital, yet equally painful, organ. This is not your game.

Adam John said...

We let you stay in our house!!!! We cooked you breakfast!!!!!