Ladies and gentlemen, I have nothing to say. I just thought of something.
Yesterday was the day that we all know and love as the day that all the freaks come out of their bedrooms and try to pretend they're something they're not. Crawl back into your holes you dead-beats, its November 1st. Put away your Nightmare Before Christmas DVDs and your face paints, its time to get on with your pathetic lives. I hate people who claim Halloween as their favorite holiday. ALL PEOPLE WITHIN SIGHT OF MY BLOG, HEAR/READ ME! HALLOWEEN IS NOT BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS OR THANKSGIVING! IN FACT, IT IS A CLOSE SECOND TO ST PATRICKS DAY ON THE LIST OF WORST HOLIDAYS EVER! I feel alot better now. Maybe I'm just bitter because I spent a total of ten hours doing math homework yesterday. I finished it all, only to bomb today's math test.

WHY I HATE MATH:

Math blows and I'll tell you why. You can learn to do a math problem, and then they change one number or letter in a formula and it screws up your entire reality. Also, it is useless. I know this is an argument as old as the 7th grade but I'll be damned if it's not true. I hate math. I need to know how to press the add, subtract, multiply, and divide buttons on a calculator. Beyond that, mathematics is worthless to me and 99.9% of people in the world (Percentage is made up.) Math is so time consuming, and I hate that! In subjects like history, you either know something or you don't. In math you can spend ten minutes writing chicken scratches on a paper, and come out with the wrong answer. Who decides what is right and what is wrong mathematically anyway? I'm going to invent my own math theorem, and its entitled "Math should be used to torture criminals theorem" It goes something like this.

"Math < Physical Pain"