Saturday, July 12, 2008

MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

I don't know why I chose that title. I just really like that line from one of the LOTR movies. I can't remember which one. WE'VE BEEN EATING MAGGOTY BREAD FOR THREE STINKING DAYS! Yeeeeah we want some meat!

This blog was really just a quick message to those who might be traveling to Beijing for the Olympics. You don't have to worry about being served dog meat.

DOG MEAT......MMMMM

I was just thinking. I want to start raising dogs for their meat. I will have a whole herd of dogs. It would be much easier than sheep because you wouldn't need a sheep dog. Also, when its time to butcher the dogs you don't have to chase them down and tie them up. You would only need to whistle and hold out a Milk Bone and they'd all come running. Then I'd tell them to play dead. Easy as dog pie.

2 comments:

Caleb said...

Problem is that you are off by a year. I mean the demand will be highest during the olympics!

ajd and jebd said...

It's the Two Towers and you're a horrible person