Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Chinese Comment Spam ATTACK!

363 total blog posts, 363 total new comments, all in Chinese. Each one reads as follows:

華麗夢想,
夢世界,
酒店經紀,
酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
酒店經紀,
酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,
酒店經紀,
酒店工作,
酒店上班,
酒店打工,
禮服酒店,
禮服公關,
酒店領檯,
華麗夢想,
夢世界,

Using Google Translator, I generated the following translation:

Beautiful dream
Dream world
Hotel brokers,
Hotel work
Hotel work
Hotel employees,
Dress hotel
Dress public relations,
Hotels took over Taiwan,
Beautiful dream
Dream world
Hotel brokers,
Hotel work
Hotel work
Hotel employees,
Dress hotel
Dress public relations,
Hotels took over Taiwan,
Beautiful dream
Dream world
Hotel brokers,
Hotel work
Hotel work
Hotel employees,
Dress hotel
Dress public relations,
Hotels took over Taiwan,
Beautiful dream
Dream world

I was angry at first, and I still am going to erase every single comment and change my moderation settings, but lets be honest: I couldn't ask for a more random string of hotel jargon for my random blog. So Be, wherever you find yourself in the Orient, whatever random blog you are currently spamming into oblivion, I will be the first person in history to say: Thank you for your comments. My blog has been infinitely improved by your Chinese hotel spam flair. May your paltry sweat shop wages continue to support you and your loved ones in a foreign land that I have never seen, where the sun sets. I will never forget you. I love you Be. I love you.

4 comments:

Daniel T said...

PS, Don't follow the links, they're probably porn.

Ball Lightning said...

thats amazing! i saw that you got spammed but i didnt know they spammed EVERY post wow.

ive seen a lot of people get hit with this. the surprising thing is that i have way more blogs and posts than anyone i know.. i have never been spammed. my comments are wide open!

adam said...

hotel work. sounds like they are just unhappy.

Tiffani said...

Holy Shitake Mushroom! That's enragingly hilarious.