Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Dan Lance Beebe Answering Service

A sales person called my work. I answered the phone,
"This is Dan".
She replied "Is Lance Beebe there?"
I responded "this is Dan Lance Beebe, how may i help you?"
"Are you the owner, sir?"
"Yes I am."
"Do you take credit cards?"
"No"
"Are you interested.... blah blah blah?"
"I don't trust credit card companies. I think they're trying to steal my house."
"We also offer websites..."
"What's a website?"
"A website is something your customers can access..."
"Oh, you mean those pictures you see on those... those... computer things?"
"Yes."
"I don't believe in computers, so I'm not interested. Thanks."

4 comments:

adam said...

Win! Dan Lance Beebe!

LorraineinSpain said...

That's Mrs. Dan Lance Beebe to you.

Tiffani said...

LOL! YES!

Chelsey said...

You're hilarious! That's completely awesome!