Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Dan Lance Beebe Answering Service

A sales person called my work. I answered the phone,
"This is Dan".
She replied "Is Lance Beebe there?"
I responded "this is Dan Lance Beebe, how may i help you?"
"Are you the owner, sir?"
"Yes I am."
"Do you take credit cards?"
"Are you interested.... blah blah blah?"
"I don't trust credit card companies. I think they're trying to steal my house."
"We also offer websites..."
"What's a website?"
"A website is something your customers can access..."
"Oh, you mean those pictures you see on those... those... computer things?"
"I don't believe in computers, so I'm not interested. Thanks."


adam said...

Win! Dan Lance Beebe!

LorraineinSpain said...

That's Mrs. Dan Lance Beebe to you.

Tiffani said...


Chelsey said...

You're hilarious! That's completely awesome!