me: i miss you
Lorraine: i miss yuo too please
me: Who's Yuo?! I'll KILL HIM!
Lorraine: hhahahhahah!! you jealous nut!!
me: You have an Asian lover on the side, eh? I see how it is!
Lorraine: you're so possessive.
Lorraine: you're both deeply offending me AND making me laugh out loud at work!!!!