Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Truly Awful Christmas Song
Is this The Pretenders singing "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," or did Phoebe Buffay from Friends just walk into the room and try to cleanse my aura? This is so bad. Here is a Christmas-themed list of things I'd rather do than listen to this song:
-I would rather spend Christmas in prison than listen to this song.
-I would rather have George Michael sing "Last Christmas" one inch away from my face than listen to this song.
-I would rather be force fed one thousand regular candy canes than listen to this song.
-I would rather go to the Black Friday Jammy Jam at the South Towne Center.
-I would rather be haunted by the ghost of Burl Ives.
-I would rather be transported back in time to the set of Santa Clause with Tim Allen.
Please feel free to submit your own "I would rathers" in the comments section below.