This show is completely unrealistic and is insulting to my intelligence. That being said, if I was a convict, I would totally tattoo the blueprints of the prison all over my body. I have long told close friends that within weeks in a high security penitentiary, i would gain the status of Prison King. I would pwn all the other convicts on the block. Davy, you would be the wimpiest prison inmate in history.