Why is there a guy walking around campus dressed as a giant phallus? I won't lie. I can't help but grin, but it is pretty disgusting. It is likely that this guy is running the risk of getting into a conflict with an up tight student. Which is why he is walking around with a posse of about ten guys. He has bodyguards. The man is untouchable, so like it or not, the phallus man marches on unmolested.