Saturday, October 25, 2008

Garit's Hate List

I am enthralled with Garit's random hate list. There is no apparent rhyme or reason to said list. Some items just evoke Garit's full wrath.

#1- Anything Wallflowers.
#2- Mustard
#3- Norah Jones
#4- The word "Jonesing"
#5- Domesticated animals
#6- Most 70's music
#7- The Barry Gibb voice
#8- Aversion to using the word "gay" with a negative connotation in public
#9- AM Radio
#10- Sports or talk radio
#11- Salad
#12- Smelly lotions
#13- Bullet bikes
#14- Tech geeks
#15- Ipods

etc.

It is a major life goal of mine to find all of the random items on Garit's hate list, and to exploit them fully. Feel free to add to the list.

6 comments:

Micheal Monson said...

#1- Anything Wallflowers. (I am actually wallflower-tolerant, comparably)
#2- Mustard - WHAAT!?
#3- Norah Jones - Agreed.
#4- The word "Jonesing" - I could live without it.
#5- Domesticated animals - Agreed, if outside cats don't count.
#6- Most 70's music - agreed.
#7- The Barry Gibb voice - AHM BARRY F$(*#N GIBB!!!!
#8- Aversion to using the word "gay" with a negative connotation in public - gays gotta go. hrmmmm
#9- AM Radio - very agreed
#10- Sports or talk radio all sports most talk
#11- Salad - other than in the most rare of occasions, salad is offensive.
#12- Smelly lotions - with a few exceptions and as long as I dont have to touch greasiness.
#13- Bullet bikes - agreed
#14- Tech geeks - hypocrite
#15- Ipods - I don't like them either.

Davy J said...

Garit's hate list is a result of bad experiences with each item. I think it would be more entertaining to think of all those terrible situations. What really made him hate salad?

Daniel T said...

#16- The Office
#17- Television in general
#18- Low quality MP3s
#19- Soda

Natalie Kay said...

You forgot animals. One time I gave Davy a blanket with little dogs all over it and Garit panicked.

Good thing his wife wants to be a vet...

Natalie Kay said...

Oh never mind... was that number 5? Apparently I wasn't reading very carefully.

-- Garit D said...

lol

ok great post.. however.

I LOVE AM RADIO... sorta. (when ever there is a thunder storm i turn on the am radio and turn up the static and use it as a lightning dectector) AM radio the technology is awesome. but i hate listening to it.

whats with #14? i dont get it.

and davy the salad thing is way more simple than that. salad and all salad dressing.. is completely nasty. the end.

this is a good start.. but you are probably barely making a dent in the things i hate and that you would love to exploit lol