The Red Sox are screwed. They just lost a vital game in embarrassing fashion, and barring a complete shift in the cosmos, their season is all but over. I want to crawl into a hole and die. Before any of you line up with smart-ass comments about sports being lame, or whatever, know that I will take it personally. I will hunt you down and beat you to death with a baseball bat. You know who you are. I'll let Kevin's Manny comment slide, because I'm wondering the same thing.