Yesterday as I was stealing a taco with my brother, and Jaynann, (sorry again Adam) I was discussing Emma's little shoes and their lack of function. Jaynann had gone to wash her hands, and a lady approached me. She asked if Emma was mine, and I explained that she was a friend's. The lady then said, "I was going to say you look too young to have a baby, but you never know around here." I smiled and explained that I am in fact twenty-six years old. She was taken aback. She said I look sixteen. Sixteen? Wow. I need a beard or something.